they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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