I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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