Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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