But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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