Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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