The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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