oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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