I'm so fucking centered right now
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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