I want to have your abortion
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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