But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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You smell like stripper and shame
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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