don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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