Porn is love you can see.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
that may or may not have been my penis.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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