I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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