allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Shame is for Republicans.
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