There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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