he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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