You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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