I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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