you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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