Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am puke
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.