Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Jerry, you need to find god
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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