why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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