if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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