Me too!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Randomize
