i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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