don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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