Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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