No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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