that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How naked do you want me to be?
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