So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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