and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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