the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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