That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
