so that wasnt chicken after all
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.