Banned from zoo.
Again?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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