It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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