I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He felt like a one man threesome
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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