white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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