We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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