susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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