im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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