He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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