she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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