She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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