we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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