Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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