hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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