I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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