so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
