All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.