We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.