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• (212): View more from New York

  She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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  The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

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  Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions

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  Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.

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• (707): View more from California

  I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.

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