I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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