Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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