You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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