I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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