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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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