I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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